All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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