windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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