just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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