Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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