they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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