i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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