Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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