I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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