Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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