..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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