If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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