the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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