the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This house was built for laser tag.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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