is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She needs sedatives and a leash
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm both gender and math confused
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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