Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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