I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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