Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
