can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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