I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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