The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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