Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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