wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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