u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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