I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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