This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
