So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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