Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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