I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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