Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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