whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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