Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
