I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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