Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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