question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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