so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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