Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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