Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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