i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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