I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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