you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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