sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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