If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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