Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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