You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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