Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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