I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize