yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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