i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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