There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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