Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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