So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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