I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he wants to bone in the snuggie
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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