please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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