real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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