Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
