The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just cropdusted the office
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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