THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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