This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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