The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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